In the Arab world, where they chop your nose if they don't like your ears, even Q&A has its unique form ...
Q: Who did burn the ousted Tunisian dictator Bin Ali?
Q: Who did burn the ousted Tunisian dictator Bin Ali?
A: Mohammed Bu Azzizi
Q: Who did receive the largest end-of-service bonus?
A: Ousted Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak - 60bn dollars.
Q: Who is the world's champion in Psychological therapy?
A: The one who can convince El Qaddafi that he is lunatic.
Q: Which government is the strongest on earth?
A: FIFA
Q: What does an Arab dictator fear the most?
A: Paralysis of the security services
Q: What is the longest surgery? And how long did it take?
A: The operation of removing Bin Ali from his presidency's chair .. 23 days.
Q: Who is the most generous among the Arab dictators?
A: Al Bashir of Sudan .. He donated half a country.
Q: Which states does not show its weapons except in the military shows?
A: The Arab States
Q: What do Lebanese do all day?
A: insulting their politicians ..
Q: What do they do in the election-day?
A: Elect the same politicians ..
Q: Who is responsible of the leaning of the Pisa tower?
A: Al Qaeda
Q: Which Arab state exist only on the map?
A: Palestine.
Q: What do the Palestinians do to compensate the absent of their state?
A: Create 2 governments.
Q: Who bombed his people with fighter-jets?
A: El Qaddafi
Q: Who is willing to do the same?
A: All remaining Arab dictators ..
Q: What makes the next Arab league a special one?
A: It will be a summit of Acquaintance
Q: What are the pillars of the state in the Arab world?
A: A security service, a fearsome riot police force, and a cleric.
Q: What was the disputes that ignite wars between the Arab tribes in the ancient history?
A: Camel race competitions.
Q: What is the thing that ignites war between Arab tribes in the present-day?
A: Football matches.
Q: What does the Arab ordinary man do when a woman slaps him?
A: Burn himself.
Q: What does an Arab dictator do when Hillary Clinton slaps him?
A: Turn the other cheek.
Q: What does the son of an Arab dictator inherit?
A: The people.
Q: How do the Arab army generals get their Military honors?
A: By ordering it from a textile shop.
Q: When the Arab states will unite?
A: If cows could fly
Q: Who is the coward that is claiming bravery behind his keyboard?
A: ME
Courtesy to Rania Adeeb.
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