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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Q&A IN THE MIDDLE EAST


In the Arab world, where they chop your nose if they don't like your ears, even Q&A has its unique form ...


Q: Who did burn the ousted Tunisian dictator Bin Ali?
A: Mohammed Bu Azzizi


Q: Who did receive the largest end-of-service bonus?
A: Ousted Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak - 60bn dollars.

Q: Who is the world's champion in Psychological therapy?
A: The one who can convince El Qaddafi that he is lunatic.

Q: Which government is the strongest on earth?
A: FIFA

Q: What does an Arab dictator fear the most?
A: Paralysis of the security services

Q: What is the longest surgery? And how long did it take?
A: The operation of removing Bin Ali from his presidency's chair .. 23 days.

Q: Who is the most generous among the Arab dictators?
A: Al Bashir of Sudan .. He donated half a country.

Q: Which states does not show its weapons except in the military shows?
A: The Arab States

Q: What do Lebanese do all day?
A: insulting their politicians ..

Q: What do they do in the election-day?
A: Elect the same politicians ..

Q: Who is responsible of the leaning of the Pisa tower?
A: Al Qaeda

Q: Which Arab state exist only on the map?
A: Palestine.

Q: What do the Palestinians do to compensate the absent of their state?
A: Create 2 governments.

Q: Who bombed his people with fighter-jets?
A: El Qaddafi

Q: Who is willing to do the same?
A: All remaining Arab dictators .. 

Q: What makes the next Arab league a special one?
A: It will be a summit of Acquaintance 

Q: What are the pillars of the state in the Arab world?
A: A security service, a fearsome riot police force, and a cleric.

Q: What was the disputes that ignite wars between the Arab tribes in the ancient history?
A: Camel race competitions.

Q: What is the thing that ignites war between Arab tribes in the present-day? 
A: Football matches.

Q: What does the Arab ordinary man do when a woman slaps him?
A: Burn himself.

Q: What does an Arab dictator do when Hillary Clinton slaps him?
A: Turn the other cheek.

Q: What does the son of an Arab dictator inherit?
A: The people.

Q: How do the Arab army generals get their Military honors?
A: By ordering it from a textile shop.

Q: When the Arab states will unite?
A: If cows could fly

Q: Who is the coward that is claiming bravery behind his keyboard?
A: ME

Courtesy to Rania Adeeb.

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